"Hawaii once had a rat problem. Then, somebody hit upon a brilliant solution. Import mongooses from India. Mongooses would kill the rats. It worked. Mongooses did kill the rats. Mongooses also killed chickens, young pigs, birds, cats, dogs, and small children. There have been reports of mongooses attacking motorbikes, power lawn mowers, golf carts, and James Michener. In Hawaii now, there are as many mongooses as there once were rats. Hawaii had traded its rat problem for a mongoose problem. Hawaii was determined nothing like that would ever happen again…Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime. Now society has a cop problem."
— Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker (1980)
(Source: falala-dispute, via pricklylegs)
off to read some Harry Potter fanfiction!
i am done reading Harry Potter fanfiction
(Source: easilyhumored, via trust)
"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it."
— Henry David Thoreau
"The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life."
— Vasudev (via psych-facts)
"A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there."
— (via psych-facts)